What Our Fantastic Users Say
"Calmy Jane has improved my quality of life significantly. A single Calmy a day made me more of myself than I ever thought possible. Thank you Calmy Jane!"
Nadine
DESIGNER
"Everybody said I was crazy. But thanks to Calmy Jane I don't give a fuck about those people anymore and feed my bananas like anyone else."
Tim
MANAGER
"No TV and no weed makes Holger go crazy!"
Holger
SURGEON
"Was and Will make me ill. I take a gram and only am."
Aldous
ALPHA-PLUS CONTROLLER
"Making sense is for fries."
Tom
GARDENER
"Who needs sex when you have Calmy Jane?"
Carl
HOBO